Lembo's love life part 299

There is a vicious rumour over at the Daily Pundit that suggests that Lembit Opik was not dumped by Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia, as was previously reported. It appears that the truth is that Lembit was forced to break up his stable loving relationship by serial shagger and party leader Nick Clegg:

'It's the Cheeky Girl or the Party,' Clegg is rumoured to have told Lembit.

Shocking!

Lembit loses in love again

Sad news in today's News of the World.

MP Lembit Opik has been DUMPED by his Cheeky Girls fiancée, the News of the World can reveal.

GIRL POWER: singer Gabriela has ditched MP Lembit
Furious Gabriela Irimia is refusing to see the Lib-Dem politician or take his calls after a series of bust-ups.

I am almost moved to tears

(HT Mr Eugenides )

Lemb-a-like

Evidently chickentown helpfully draws the attention of Welsh blog readers to this site, which offers political lookalikes for all occasions.

There is only one MP for a Welsh seat on the list:



What I can't understand is why anybody would wish to employ a cheap imitation, when the real thing appears to be so readily available for any and every opportunity for a bit of trash celeb publicity.